Coalesce is good. Probably better than you. But you're probably alive. And they aren't. So you probably win. Envy the dead my friends.
Willowtip is probably the best distribution company I have ever purchased music from. But their 'free stuff from the promotion bin' consisted of some awful ep from a doom/sludge band called Mala Suerte. But the cover art has a picture of the Goat with Alistair Crowley, some bearded thing and H.P. Lovecraft. That made me stick it in. Wasting five minutes of my life listening to the same down tuned riff over and over made me throw it out.